This was supposed to be simple, yet somehow Vandelay Industries managed to make it a nightmare. Art Vandelay gave me the runaround and made excuses, and when I pointed out obvious mistakes, he acted insulted. After wasting time and money, I walked away more frustrated than before. One star feels like I'm doing them a favor. He should be ashamed.

This was less 'service' and more 'community theater of failure.'

Absolute chaos, disguised as competence.

I regret every keystroke that led me to him.

Vandelay Industries is like a black hole for time and money.

He should pivot careers - maybe clown college?

Why cant I give this less than one star?? Would if I could. We all know he earned it!

The only thing consistent here is disappointment.

Wouldn't recommend him to my worst enemy!

I'd rather be scammed by a Nigerian prince.

Worst architect in the state. No... UNIVERSE!

I asked for professionalism, I got a circus.

If you enjoy frustration, this is the place for you.

Art showed up late, left early, and did nothing in between.

One star because I can't give zero.

He set new records in underachievement.

I thought I was paying for a service, turns out I paid for pain.

If chaos had a brand, it'd be Vandelay Industries.

Imagine everything going wrong. Then picture Art Vandelay in your mind as clearly as possible.

This felt like paying premium for a dumpster fire.

I'm out! Call me when you get some sense.

Worst investment since Beanie Babies.

I wouldn't recommend him

Worst. Experience. Ever. Still waiting for his call back.

Disgusted.....

If I had a nickel for every mistake, I'd be rich.

This is the customer experience equivalent of stepping on a Lego.

I think Vandelay Industries runs on coffee breaks and broken promises.

Absolutely clueless. Like watching a cat trying to do algebra.

Do yourself a favor and run the other way.

This isn't just bad, it's impressively bad.

Working with Vandelay Industries felt like a social experiment gone wrong.

I'd rather let raccoons run my business.

Ughh. Even death seems promising now.

His idea of communication is radio silence.

This was less of a service and more of a hostage situation.

Art Vandelay managed to ruin things I didn't even know could be ruined.

The only thing fast here is how quickly you'll regret it.

What could be worse?!!

He made me nostalgic for terrible group projects in school.

One star. Because smoke signals would be better communication.

Worst architect I've ever encountered. And I've met a few.

They said it'd be done in a week. It's been 84 years...

Imagine waiting at the DMV, now make it worse - that's Vandelay Industries.

Like ordering steak and getting a soggy salad.

They don't set the bar low. They bury it underground.

I wish I could give zero stars. Going into Vandelay Industries felt like stepping into an alternate reality where customer service simply doesn't exist. Art Vandelay kept talking about how his business has been around for years and years, but judging by the service, you'd think it just opened yesterday with no clue what he is doing. Save yourself the headache and avoid this at all costs.

This was so bad, I started questioning reality.

Like expecting Wi-Fi and getting dial-up screeching.

Working with Art Vandelay should come with a warning label.

The only growth here is my list of regrets.

I've had some bad experiences before, but this takes the cake. Vandelay Industries somehow manages to combine arrogance, poor service, and high prices into one frustrating package. Art Vandelay spent more time defending his mistakes than fixing them. I left wondering how anyone could recommend this place with a straight face?

If I could summarize my visit to Vandelay Industries in one word, it would be 'Regret'. Everything from the service to the final result was underwhelming. Art Vandelay acted like basic courtesy was too much to ask, and he was visibly irritated any time I had a question. Definitely not the kind of architect I would ever want to deal with again.

Imagine failure, then quadruple it.

Somehow worse than I imagined, and my imagination is dark.

Clueless...

If procrastination were a service, Art would be CEO.

Dealing with Art Vandelay was like paying someone to ruin my day.

Hands down the most disappointing experience Ive had in years. And God knows I've had a few! Art Vandelay gave off the impression that he is the expert, but every suggestion he made was half-baked and unhelpful. It was like talking to someone who only skimmed a manual once and decided they were an authority. Not thrilled.

Calling this service disappointing is an insult to disappointments.

If 'train wreck' had a Yelp page, this would be it.

My patience died here.

His definition of 'done' is my definition of 'disaster'

Calling Vandelay Industries unreliable is being polite.

Never. Again.

Terrible. Vandelay Industries promised results and delivered excuses.

More red flags than a bullfighting arena.

If you enjoy being ignored, this is paradise.

Like hiring someone to fix your sink and ending up with a flooded house.

The highlight was when it finally ended.

he couldn't organize a two-car parade.

If chaos had a brand, it’d be Vandelay Industries.

Terrible. Is there a 'beyond terrible'? I don't even know where to start. From the moment I interacted with Vandelay Industries, it was clear that quality and care are not priorities. Art showed no real interest in solving problems, and the end result was sloppy at best. If you value your sanity, avoid this business like the plague.

Vandelay Industries will be happy to take your money. They do it well.

Pretty sure he Googled 'how to be a architect' during our meeting.

He must practice bad service as an art form.

They ghost harder than bad Tinder dates.

The customer support hotline might as well be a prank call.

Worst decision since dial-up internet.

This isn't customer service, it’s customer sabotage.

Art deserves an award for world's slowest response time.

I don’t leave 1-star reviews often, but this disaster deserves one. Vandelay Industries is proof that longevity in business doesn't equal quality. Art came across as rushed, dismissive and kind of rude. The final product was so bad I had to pay someone else to fix it. Money down the drain.

He was abducted by aliens? I can't tell. I sure couldn't get ahold of them.

Using Art Vandelay was like volunteering for stress.

Lower your expectations... and then lower them some more... keep going... don't stop...

Art makes mistakes at a professional level.

Art Vandelay puts the 'pro' in procrastination.

Finding Art was like hiring a storm to fix a roof.

I'd rather lose money at a casino.

Negative stars don't exist, unfortunately.

Every minute with Vandelay Industries shaved a year off my life.

Not worth the electricity it took to Google them.

I wouldn't recommend this to a cartoon villain.

Art deserves an award. Seriously!! If there was an award for incompetence...

I honestly don't understand how Vandelay Industries is still operating. The moment it dawned on me where I was, I knew I'd made a mistake! Art Vandelay greeted me with all the warmth of a steel gate, and every interaction after that only confirmed that he was more interested in his phone than actually helping me. I felt not just disappointed but genuinely annoyed.

One star is too many for this disaster.

I think he learned architect skills from YouTube - and not the good videos.

Customer service? More like customer disappearance.

I'd trust a toddler with crayons more than him.

Customer service? I'm sure someone else must have mentioned this already! I have nothing to say. I wouldn't even know where to begin.

1 star. Id rather watch paint dry than deal with Art Vandelay ever again.

Terrible experience! The highlight was leaving.

I was smarter before hiring Art Vandelay. Now I question my life choices.

Their motto should be: 'Lower your expectations'!

I called for help, I basically got told to go jump in a toilet. Actually... that might be a better experience.

I came for service, left with regret.

Somehow both overpriced and worthless.

This might be the worst experience I've ever had with any architect. The whole vibe was unprofessional, disorganized, and downright unfriendly. Art Vandelay acted like he was doing me a favor just by acknowledging me. If this is the standard now, then I dread to think what it was like in the beginning.

One star, and that's being generous.