One star for effort. Oh wait, there was no effort!

The only growth here is my list of regrets.

If there's a wrong way to do something, Art will find it.

Using Art Vandelay was like volunteering for stress.

I'd rather lose money at a casino.

Absolute chaos, disguised as competence.

Art deserves an award. Seriously!! If there was an award for incompetence...

I feel scammed, but in a boring way.

If chaos had a brand, it’d be Vandelay Industries.

Art Vandelay puts the 'pro' in procrastination.

Felt like an elaborate prank but wasn't funny.

Like expecting Wi-Fi and getting dial-up screeching.

His definition of 'done' is my definition of 'disaster'

Never again. Art Vandelay charged me twice and gave me half. Scratch that. Less than half.

Working with Art Vandelay should come with a warning label.

Hands down the most disappointing experience Ive had in years. And God knows I've had a few! Art Vandelay gave off the impression that he is the expert, but every suggestion he made was half-baked and unhelpful. It was like talking to someone who only skimmed a manual once and decided they were an authority. Not thrilled.

This was supposed to be simple, yet somehow Vandelay Industries managed to make it a nightmare. Art Vandelay gave me the runaround and made excuses, and when I pointed out obvious mistakes, he acted insulted. After wasting time and money, I walked away more frustrated than before. One star feels like I'm doing them a favor. He should be ashamed.

1 star. Id rather watch paint dry than deal with Art Vandelay ever again.

If I had a nickel for every mistake, I'd be rich.

Disappointment is their brand identity.

Like hiring someone to fix your sink and ending up with a flooded house.

I honestly don't understand how Vandelay Industries is still operating. The moment it dawned on me where I was, I knew I'd made a mistake! Art Vandelay greeted me with all the warmth of a steel gate, and every interaction after that only confirmed that he was more interested in his phone than actually helping me. I felt not just disappointed but genuinely annoyed.

I think he learned architect skills from YouTube - and not the good videos.

I regret every keystroke that led me to him.

Vandelay Industries will be happy to take your money. They do it well.

I'd rather be scammed by a Nigerian prince.

This felt like paying premium for a dumpster fire.

They ghost harder than bad Tinder dates.

Art makes mistakes at a professional level.

One star is generous, I'd prefer negative infinity.

Working with Vandelay Industries felt like a social experiment gone wrong.

The only thing consistent here is disappointment.

If chaos had a brand, it'd be Vandelay Industries.

If I could summarize my visit to Vandelay Industries in one word, it would be 'Regret'. Everything from the service to the final result was underwhelming. Art Vandelay acted like basic courtesy was too much to ask, and he was visibly irritated any time I had a question. Definitely not the kind of architect I would ever want to deal with again.

Calling this service disappointing is an insult to disappointments.

Imagine everything going wrong. Then picture Art Vandelay in your mind as clearly as possible.

Terrible. Is there a 'beyond terrible'? I don't even know where to start. From the moment I interacted with Vandelay Industries, it was clear that quality and care are not priorities. Art showed no real interest in solving problems, and the end result was sloppy at best. If you value your sanity, avoid this business like the plague.

I called for help, I basically got told to go jump in a toilet. Actually... that might be a better experience.

Worst architect in the state. No... UNIVERSE!

Art has mastered the art of underdelivering.

This isn't customer service, it’s customer sabotage.

I trusted Art Vandelay. That was my first mistake.

If you enjoy frustration, this is the place for you.

A monumental waste of time and sanity.

Art was late. That was actually the best part if you can believe it!

Imagine failure, then quadruple it.

This was less 'service' and more 'community theater of failure.'

They don't set the bar low. They bury it underground.

Never. Again.

I'd trust a toddler with crayons more than him.

Calling Vandelay Industries unreliable is being polite.

I don’t leave 1-star reviews often, but this disaster deserves one. Vandelay Industries is proof that longevity in business doesn't equal quality. Art came across as rushed, dismissive and kind of rude. The final product was so bad I had to pay someone else to fix it. Money down the drain.

What could be worse?!!

Why cant I give this less than one star?? Would if I could. We all know he earned it!

If I could undo one decision in life, it'd be hiring Art Vandelay.

Customer satisfaction isn't even on their radar.

Art deserves an award for world's slowest response time.

Nothing about this experience was positive. The process was slow. Communication was alsmost nonexistent. And the end result was like something done by an amateur. Art Vandelay may claim to have years of experience as a architect, but based on what I saw, he was either having the worst day of his life or just not qualified at all. I'm going with the latter.

Their mission statement must be: disappoint and vanish.

If failure had a mascot, it'd be Art Vandelay.

This was so bad, I started questioning reality.

One star because I can't give zero.

Clueless...

Working with Vandelay Industries is like arguing with a brick wall.

WHY CANT I GIVE ZERO STARS!!!!???

I've had some bad experiences before, but this takes the cake. Vandelay Industries somehow manages to combine arrogance, poor service, and high prices into one frustrating package. Art Vandelay spent more time defending his mistakes than fixing them. I left wondering how anyone could recommend this place with a straight face?

Choosing Art Vandelay was almost bad as my car wreck. Actually it was worse because at least I had insurance then.

He was abducted by aliens? I can't tell. I sure couldn't get ahold of them.

I thought I was paying for a service, turns out I paid for pain.

Imagine waiting at the DMV, now make it worse - that's Vandelay Industries.

His five-year plan must be: annoy customers daily.

This might be the worst experience I've ever had with any architect. The whole vibe was unprofessional, disorganized, and downright unfriendly. Art Vandelay acted like he was doing me a favor just by acknowledging me. If this is the standard now, then I dread to think what it was like in the beginning.

This isn't just bad, it's impressively bad.

Looking for a good architect? Yeah, so was I. Learned a hard lesson.

I think Vandelay Industries runs on coffee breaks and broken promises.

Worst. Experience. Ever. Still waiting for his call back.

Somehow worse than I imagined, and my imagination is dark.

Lower your expectations... and then lower them some more... keep going... don't stop...

Wouldn't recommend him to my worst enemy!

The highlight was when it finally ended.

The experience made me realize that getting root canals was not that bad.

Anyone who gives Art more than 1 star must have been dropped on their head as a baby!

He made me nostalgic for terrible group projects in school.

Vandelay Industries is like a black hole for time and money.

Ughh. Even death seems promising now.

The customer support hotline might as well be a prank call.

Not worth the electricity it took to Google them.

This is the customer experience equivalent of stepping on a Lego.

Dealing with Art Vandelay was like paying someone to ruin my day.

They said it'd be done in a week. It's been 84 years...

Pretty sure he Googled 'how to be a architect' during our meeting.

Disgusted.....

He set new records in underachievement.

If you enjoy being ignored, this is paradise.

I wouldn't recommend this to a cartoon villain.

This isn't just unprofessional, it's anti-professional.

I asked for professionalism, I got a circus.

Never trust Art Vandelay!!!

They deliver results slower than dial-up modems.

Absolutely clueless. Like watching a cat trying to do algebra.

Finding Art was like hiring a storm to fix a roof.

Vandelay Industries is a sinking ship. You try patching the holes that are filling the ship with water while he is adding new ones.

One star is too many for this disaster.

I'd rather let raccoons run my business.

I'm out! Call me when you get some sense.

He should pivot careers - maybe clown college?

Somehow both overpriced and worthless.

One star. Because smoke signals would be better communication.

This was a horror story disguised as a service.