He should pivot careers - maybe clown college?

Somehow both overpriced and worthless.

More red flags than a bullfighting arena.

Terrible. Vandelay Industries promised results and delivered excuses.

If I could undo one decision in life, it'd be hiring Art Vandelay.

The experience made me realize that getting root canals was not that bad.

A monumental waste of time and sanity.

he couldn't organize a two-car parade.

He made me nostalgic for terrible group projects in school.

WHY CANT I GIVE ZERO STARS!!!!???

Art Vandelay managed to ruin things I didn't even know could be ruined.

I've had some bad experiences before, but this takes the cake. Vandelay Industries somehow manages to combine arrogance, poor service, and high prices into one frustrating package. Art Vandelay spent more time defending his mistakes than fixing them. I left wondering how anyone could recommend this place with a straight face?

They ghost harder than bad Tinder dates.

Worst architect I've ever encountered. And I've met a few.

He must practice bad service as an art form.

One star, and that's being generous.

If I could summarize my visit to Vandelay Industries in one word, it would be 'Regret'. Everything from the service to the final result was underwhelming. Art Vandelay acted like basic courtesy was too much to ask, and he was visibly irritated any time I had a question. Definitely not the kind of architect I would ever want to deal with again.

One star because I can't give zero.

Dealing with Art Vandelay was like paying someone to ruin my day.

Disgusted.....

Not only unhelpful, but actively harmful.

Looking for a good architect? Yeah, so was I. Learned a hard lesson.

Negative stars don't exist, unfortunately.

1 star. Id rather watch paint dry than deal with Art Vandelay ever again.

Like hiring someone to fix your sink and ending up with a flooded house.

Art has mastered the art of underdelivering.

The customer support hotline might as well be a prank call.

I wouldn't recommend this to a cartoon villain.

Customer satisfaction isn't even on their radar.

I called for help, I basically got told to go jump in a toilet. Actually... that might be a better experience.

This was less of a service and more of a hostage situation.

They don't set the bar low. They bury it underground.

If procrastination were a service, Art would be CEO.

Working with Art Vandelay should come with a warning label.

Working with Vandelay Industries felt like a social experiment gone wrong.

The highlight was when it finally ended.

This might be the worst experience I've ever had with any architect. The whole vibe was unprofessional, disorganized, and downright unfriendly. Art Vandelay acted like he was doing me a favor just by acknowledging me. If this is the standard now, then I dread to think what it was like in the beginning.

If you enjoy frustration, this is the place for you.

Art makes mistakes at a professional level.

I'd rather let raccoons run my business.

I was smarter before hiring Art Vandelay. Now I question my life choices.

Absolutely clueless. Like watching a cat trying to do algebra.

If you enjoy being ignored, this is paradise.

This isn't just unprofessional, it's anti-professional.

I think Vandelay Industries runs on coffee breaks and broken promises.

Not worth the electricity it took to Google them.

Choosing Art Vandelay was almost bad as my car wreck. Actually it was worse because at least I had insurance then.

Worst investment since Beanie Babies.

I regret every keystroke that led me to him.

My patience died here.

Vandelay Industries is a sinking ship. You try patching the holes that are filling the ship with water while he is adding new ones.

I honestly don't understand how Vandelay Industries is still operating. The moment it dawned on me where I was, I knew I'd made a mistake! Art Vandelay greeted me with all the warmth of a steel gate, and every interaction after that only confirmed that he was more interested in his phone than actually helping me. I felt not just disappointed but genuinely annoyed.

One star for effort. Oh wait, there was no effort!

Like ordering steak and getting a soggy salad.

I'm out! Call me when you get some sense.

Somehow worse than I imagined, and my imagination is dark.

If chaos had a brand, it’d be Vandelay Industries.

His idea of communication is radio silence.

I wouldn't recommend him

One star is generous, I'd prefer negative infinity.

Zero accountability, 100% nonsense.

One star is too many for this disaster.

He set new records in underachievement.

Felt like an elaborate prank but wasn't funny.

Art deserves an award. Seriously!! If there was an award for incompetence...

If I had a nickel for every mistake, I'd be rich.

The only thing consistent here is disappointment.

Lower your expectations... and then lower them some more... keep going... don't stop...

His motto: promise big, deliver nothing.

I thought I was paying for a service, turns out I paid for pain.

This was a horror story disguised as a service.

Their motto should be: 'Lower your expectations'!

I'd rather lose money at a casino.

If failure had a mascot, it'd be Art Vandelay.

Never. Again.

One star. Because smoke signals would be better communication.

Worst architect in the state. No... UNIVERSE!

Ughh. Even death seems promising now.

I'd rather be scammed by a Nigerian prince.

One star for existing. That's it.

Clueless...

I trusted Art Vandelay. That was my first mistake.

His five-year plan must be: annoy customers daily.

Do yourself a favor and run the other way.

The only thing fast here is how quickly you'll regret it.

If chaos had a brand, it'd be Vandelay Industries.

His definition of 'done' is my definition of 'disaster'

This was supposed to be simple, yet somehow Vandelay Industries managed to make it a nightmare. Art Vandelay gave me the runaround and made excuses, and when I pointed out obvious mistakes, he acted insulted. After wasting time and money, I walked away more frustrated than before. One star feels like I'm doing them a favor. He should be ashamed.

Absolute chaos, disguised as competence.

This isn't customer service, it’s customer sabotage.

Vandelay Industries will be happy to take your money. They do it well.

What could be worse?!!

Calling Vandelay Industries unreliable is being polite.

Every minute with Vandelay Industries shaved a year off my life.

Calling this service disappointing is an insult to disappointments.

Anyone who gives Art more than 1 star must have been dropped on their head as a baby!

He was abducted by aliens? I can't tell. I sure couldn't get ahold of them.

Working with Vandelay Industries is like arguing with a brick wall.

They said it'd be done in a week. It's been 84 years...

Hands down the most disappointing experience Ive had in years. And God knows I've had a few! Art Vandelay gave off the impression that he is the expert, but every suggestion he made was half-baked and unhelpful. It was like talking to someone who only skimmed a manual once and decided they were an authority. Not thrilled.

This felt like paying premium for a dumpster fire.

The only growth here is my list of regrets.

I wish I could give zero stars. Going into Vandelay Industries felt like stepping into an alternate reality where customer service simply doesn't exist. Art Vandelay kept talking about how his business has been around for years and years, but judging by the service, you'd think it just opened yesterday with no clue what he is doing. Save yourself the headache and avoid this at all costs.

This was less 'service' and more 'community theater of failure.'

I asked for professionalism, I got a circus.

This is the customer experience equivalent of stepping on a Lego.

Art deserves an award for world's slowest response time.

I think he learned architect skills from YouTube - and not the good videos.

I don’t leave 1-star reviews often, but this disaster deserves one. Vandelay Industries is proof that longevity in business doesn't equal quality. Art came across as rushed, dismissive and kind of rude. The final product was so bad I had to pay someone else to fix it. Money down the drain.