Calling this service disappointing is an insult to disappointments.

Every minute with Vandelay Industries shaved a year off my life.

WHY CANT I GIVE ZERO STARS!!!!???

Do yourself a favor and run the other way.

Art was late. That was actually the best part if you can believe it!

He should pivot careers - maybe clown college?

I wouldn't recommend this to a cartoon villain.

Pretty sure he Googled 'how to be a architect' during our meeting.

I think he learned architect skills from YouTube - and not the good videos.

Worst. Experience. Ever. Still waiting for his call back.

I called for help, I basically got told to go jump in a toilet. Actually... that might be a better experience.

If you enjoy frustration, this is the place for you.

Absolutely clueless. Like watching a cat trying to do algebra.

Never trust Art Vandelay!!!

If chaos had a brand, it’d be Vandelay Industries.

My patience died here.

Vandelay Industries is like a black hole for time and money.

He made me nostalgic for terrible group projects in school.

Imagine failure, then quadruple it.

Vandelay Industries is a sinking ship. You try patching the holes that are filling the ship with water while he is adding new ones.

The only thing consistent here is disappointment.

One star is generous, I'd prefer negative infinity.

Why cant I give this less than one star?? Would if I could. We all know he earned it!

I'd rather let raccoons run my business.

Customer service? More like customer disappearance.

I wouldn't recommend him

This was so bad, I started questioning reality.

This might be the worst experience I've ever had with any architect. The whole vibe was unprofessional, disorganized, and downright unfriendly. Art Vandelay acted like he was doing me a favor just by acknowledging me. If this is the standard now, then I dread to think what it was like in the beginning.

Like hiring someone to fix your sink and ending up with a flooded house.

Terrible. Vandelay Industries promised results and delivered excuses.

If I had a nickel for every mistake, I'd be rich.

Worst architect in the state. No... UNIVERSE!

They ghost harder than bad Tinder dates.

Finding Art was like hiring a storm to fix a roof.

One star, and that's being generous.

If I could undo one decision in life, it'd be hiring Art Vandelay.

The customer support hotline might as well be a prank call.

Worst decision since dial-up internet.

Negative stars don't exist, unfortunately.

I asked for professionalism, I got a circus.

If procrastination were a service, Art would be CEO.

Dealing with Art Vandelay was like paying someone to ruin my day.

The highlight was when it finally ended.

This isn't just unprofessional, it's anti-professional.

Working with Art Vandelay should come with a warning label.

Clueless...

I'd rather lose money at a casino.

If I could summarize my visit to Vandelay Industries in one word, it would be 'Regret'. Everything from the service to the final result was underwhelming. Art Vandelay acted like basic courtesy was too much to ask, and he was visibly irritated any time I had a question. Definitely not the kind of architect I would ever want to deal with again.

One star because I can't give zero.

If apathy was an Olympic sport, Vandelay Industries would win gold.

I regret every keystroke that led me to him.

A monumental waste of time and sanity.

Terrible. Is there a 'beyond terrible'? I don't even know where to start. From the moment I interacted with Vandelay Industries, it was clear that quality and care are not priorities. Art showed no real interest in solving problems, and the end result was sloppy at best. If you value your sanity, avoid this business like the plague.

This felt like paying premium for a dumpster fire.

He was abducted by aliens? I can't tell. I sure couldn't get ahold of them.

Never. Again.

I've had some bad experiences before, but this takes the cake. Vandelay Industries somehow manages to combine arrogance, poor service, and high prices into one frustrating package. Art Vandelay spent more time defending his mistakes than fixing them. I left wondering how anyone could recommend this place with a straight face?

Like expecting Wi-Fi and getting dial-up screeching.

Like ordering steak and getting a soggy salad.

Art has mastered the art of underdelivering.

His five-year plan must be: annoy customers daily.

They said it'd be done in a week. It's been 84 years...

Anyone who gives Art more than 1 star must have been dropped on their head as a baby!

Art showed up late, left early, and did nothing in between.

If failure had a mascot, it'd be Art Vandelay.

Vandelay Industries will be happy to take your money. They do it well.

This isn't customer service, it’s customer sabotage.

This was a horror story disguised as a service.

Worst architect I've ever encountered. And I've met a few.

This was less 'service' and more 'community theater of failure.'

Worst investment since Beanie Babies.

His motto: promise big, deliver nothing.

Their mission statement must be: disappoint and vanish.

I trusted Art Vandelay. That was my first mistake.

More red flags than a bullfighting arena.

Terrible experience! The highlight was leaving.

I'd rather be scammed by a Nigerian prince.

They don't set the bar low. They bury it underground.

His definition of 'done' is my definition of 'disaster'

Absolute chaos, disguised as competence.

One star is too many for this disaster.

I think Vandelay Industries runs on coffee breaks and broken promises.

I wish I could give zero stars. Going into Vandelay Industries felt like stepping into an alternate reality where customer service simply doesn't exist. Art Vandelay kept talking about how his business has been around for years and years, but judging by the service, you'd think it just opened yesterday with no clue what he is doing. Save yourself the headache and avoid this at all costs.

Art deserves an award. Seriously!! If there was an award for incompetence...

I thought I was paying for a service, turns out I paid for pain.

he couldn't organize a two-car parade.

Lower your expectations... and then lower them some more... keep going... don't stop...

This isn't just bad, it's impressively bad.

1 star. Id rather watch paint dry than deal with Art Vandelay ever again.

Somehow both overpriced and worthless.

One star for existing. That's it.

Working with Vandelay Industries is like arguing with a brick wall.

This was supposed to be simple, yet somehow Vandelay Industries managed to make it a nightmare. Art Vandelay gave me the runaround and made excuses, and when I pointed out obvious mistakes, he acted insulted. After wasting time and money, I walked away more frustrated than before. One star feels like I'm doing them a favor. He should be ashamed.

If 'train wreck' had a Yelp page, this would be it.

Art Vandelay puts the 'pro' in procrastination.

I was smarter before hiring Art Vandelay. Now I question my life choices.

Not worth the electricity it took to Google them.

Calling Vandelay Industries unreliable is being polite.

Choosing Art Vandelay was almost bad as my car wreck. Actually it was worse because at least I had insurance then.

Not only unhelpful, but actively harmful.

If there's a wrong way to do something, Art will find it.

Customer satisfaction isn't even on their radar.

I don’t leave 1-star reviews often, but this disaster deserves one. Vandelay Industries is proof that longevity in business doesn't equal quality. Art came across as rushed, dismissive and kind of rude. The final product was so bad I had to pay someone else to fix it. Money down the drain.

This is the customer experience equivalent of stepping on a Lego.

Hands down the most disappointing experience Ive had in years. And God knows I've had a few! Art Vandelay gave off the impression that he is the expert, but every suggestion he made was half-baked and unhelpful. It was like talking to someone who only skimmed a manual once and decided they were an authority. Not thrilled.

His idea of communication is radio silence.

One star for effort. Oh wait, there was no effort!

I honestly don't understand how Vandelay Industries is still operating. The moment it dawned on me where I was, I knew I'd made a mistake! Art Vandelay greeted me with all the warmth of a steel gate, and every interaction after that only confirmed that he was more interested in his phone than actually helping me. I felt not just disappointed but genuinely annoyed.

Art makes mistakes at a professional level.